I could start this blog post with a list of excuses as to why I haven’t been writing. I could go on and on about how busy my schedule is, I could tell you a sob story about how my life is slowly falling apart, or I could tell you how my internet at my apartment only works every once and while. All of which are accurate, but they are also considerably irrelevant to your daily life. So here are some haikus instead:
wow blankets are warm
hmmmmmm can i just sleep all day?
wake up class starts soon
my alarm is ducks
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK HONK QUACK
i must hate myself
class starts in twenty
not enough time to shower
i am a sex god
no frost today yes
i can just drive to my doom
i really love school
why is it still cold
my nip naps are unhappy
nippy nippy nap
thought i heard my name
*turns around to kid i hate*
*walks away faster*
why are we playing
jeopardy in class today
are we twelve like what
jeopardy makes me
really mad at the human
race. no nice things here
review sessions make
me feel like i know nothing
midterm here i come
hello library
how are you today? oh me?
i only cried once!!!!
I always try to
study at the library
but i never do
spotify is great
right now i’m listening to
disney music yes
pocahontas yes
JUST AROUND THE RIVER BEND
NOSTALGIC FEELINGS
preparing myself
for my adventure outside
someone hold me please
why are there balloons?????
balloons are so neat yes yes
fun plastic and air
OH MY GOD BALLOONS
THEY ARE MAKING THEM RAIN AH
HOW BEAUTIFUL WOW
i found balloon friend
he is red and a nugget
*balloon pops in hands*
leftover perkins
this is all you have to say
to make me love you
yes i have HASHBROWNS
*cries on hashbrowns for more salt*
that’s so much better
-Poof